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Submissions: The Long Road

I've heard many expressions of disappointment, frustration, and sometimes despair about story rejections. As a veteran of many story rejections myself, I totally get it. But sometimes I think new writers (or maybe I should say newer writers, since I'm relatively new myself) have an unrealistic notion of how long […]

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Sun, 20:19: Sale! (Details after I get the contract.) 🙂 Mon, 08:59: Duotrope tells me that I have a 22% acceptance rate over the last 12 months. This is partially due to reduced submissions, but still…

My tweets

Thu, 21:10: Wrote 14,911 words during July, which makes 29,714 in June & July together. After such a dry spell, I can’t tell you how good this feels. Thu, 21:27: I never made so many friends my whole life as in the few years since I started writing. Such an […]

My tweets

Mon, 15:18: Took the # 52 instead of the # 60, & was 3/4 mi the wrong way before I realized my error. Well, I wanted a walk anyway. #facebookatbusstop Mon, 18:23: Two days, two rejections. #wheretosendnext Mon, 18:44: When you invite writers over for dinner, you wind up with […]

My Readercon Schedule

Things I am officially doing at Readercon: Friday July 12: 2:00 PM NH Cambridge Science Fiction Workshop Group Reading. Heather Albano, E.C. Ambrose, James L. Cambias, F. Brett Cox, James Patrick Kelly, Ken Schneyer, Sarah Smith. The Cambridge Science Fiction Workshop, founded in 1980, is the oldest professional SFF writers […]

Act of the Imagination

I'm trying to imagine: If I belonged to an organization that contained actual Nazis (i.e., people who honestly believe (and say publicly) that it would have been better if the 25% of my extended family that survived the Holocaust hadn't), would I want to resign from the organization unless those […]

Write-A-Thon!

As most of my friends know, in 2009 I attended the Clarion Writers Workshop, which changed my life as advertised.  I have a whole mess of posts about it. Every year Clarion runs a Write-a-Thon to coincide with the workshop.  The idea is that while the students are beating their […]

I, Druid?

I know next-to-nothing about D&D, but, according to one lengthy online survey, I am a: Neutral Good Human Druid/Wizard (3rd/3rd Level) Ability Scores: Strength-12 Dexterity-13 Constitution-13 Intelligence-16 Wisdom-14 Charisma-12 Alignment: Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping […]

Awards, Quality and Reality

Every year when the award nominations come out, there are dark mutterings about biased, complicated goings-on behind the scenes that result in nominations of Stories-And-People-I-Don’t-Like and prevent the nominations of Stories-And-People-I-Like. Usually these accusations are wildly silly, but sometimes they touch on the natural and understandable bias that is structurally […]

The Next Big Thing Blog Hop

I’ve been tagged by the marvelous Heather Albano (author of the e-novels Timepiece and Timekeeper, and famous writer for Choice of Games) for The Next Big Thing Blog Hop. This sort of thing is normally aimed at novelists, but I adapted it to fit one of my upcoming stories: What […]

My Preliminary Arisia Schedule

My tentative schedule for Arisia 2013, January 18-21: Friday, 7:00 – 8:15 p.m. (Bullfinch 3W) A Hero Like Me — Vikki Ciaffone (m), Genevieve Iseult Eldredge, Catt Kingsgrave-Ernstein, Suzanne Reynolds-Alpert, Ken Schneyer: How much does a reader want to be able to identify with the protagonist of a story? Does […]

Electoral Map, 11-5-2012

Here is the last electoral map I'll do before the election: The changes from last time are: MT from red to dark orange NV from yellow to green NH from yellow to green NM from light blue to dark blue OR from dark blue to light blue OH from yellow […]

Electoral College Map, 10-21-2012

Only two visible changes: Arizona goes from dark orange to red; New Hampshire goes from green to yellow. There are now seven states within the 3% margin (yellow) range, and these will decide the election. Of these seven, all but two are infinitesimally leaning toward Obama rather than Romney; consequently […]

My WFC Schedule

Here is my one panel at this year’s World Fantasy Con in Toronto: Saturday, November 3, 12 noon: THE REAL WORLD IN FANTASTIC FICTION (Ian Drury (Moderator), Donald Crankshaw, Geoff Hart, Kristin Janz, Christopher Kovacs, Kenneth Schneyer) Just because a story is set in a secondary world doesn’t mean its […]

Electoral College Map, 10-14-2012

This is the first map I've posted here since September 29, although I posted another on FB in between times. A number of significant changes from 9-29: Pennsylvania goes from light blue to green North Carolina goes from yellow to light orange Indiana goes from orange to red Missouri goes […]

Kitchen Gadgets Meme

This one was fun to do. Bold the ones you have and use at least once a year, italicize the ones you have and don't use, strike through the ones you have had but got rid of. I wonder how many pasta machines, breadmakers, juicers, blenders, deep fat fryers, egg […]

Leonard Pung, 1961-2012

Yesterday we lost the generous and wry Leonard Pung.  He had recently been diagnosed with leukemia, and suffered rapid respiratory consequences from the disease and/or the chemotherapy.  He had sent his friends an optimistic e-mail about his treatment within a day or two before he died. I met Leonard at […]

My Readercon Schedule

UPDATE: This schedule is now CONFIRMED. The full Readercon 23 schedule is now up here. A handy grid version is available here. I’m going to be giving four readings at Readercon 23, to be held July 12-15 at the Burlington Marriott, Burlington, MA. I’m also serving on two panels. New […]

Meme: Lucky Seven

I saw this on Mary Robinette Kowal‘s blog. No one tagged me, but it looks like fun, so I thought I’d join in. The ‘rules’ are: “Go to page 7 or 77 of your latest work. Read down to the seventh line and then post online the next seven lines […]

My Boskone 49 Schedule

Here’s my schedule for the upcoming Boskone 49 at the Boston Westin Waterfront, Feb 17-19: Panel: SF/F/H in the Classroom, Fri 18:00 – 19:00, Griffin B.A. Chepaitis, F. Brett Cox, Jack M. Haringa (M), Kenneth Schneyer Description: Kids today don’t have to hide their SF book in class. It is […]

My Nebula Eligible Stories

Here are my five short stories that are eligible for the Nebula Award this year. Three of them are currently available for free online, and the other two have been posted to the appropriate SFWA forums. “The Mannequin’s Itch“, The Pedestal Magazine #67 (December 21, 2011). (Audio version available at […]

My Arisia Schedule

Here’s my schedule for Arisia, January 13-16, 2012 at the Westin Boston Waterfront Hotel. Schools for Magicians Fri 5:30 PM (Douglas) – Cecilia Tan (mod), Charlene Brusso, Victoria Janssen, Bob Kuhn, Kenneth Schneyer A Hogwarts degree isn’t the only path from mundanity to magehood. Let’s consider how writers have portrayed […]

My answers to the Weird Questionnaire

Here are my answers to the Weird Questionnaire translated and posted by Edward Gauvin on the VanderMeers’ Weird Fiction Review: Éric Poindron’s Étrange Questionnaire 1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written. The potatoes were finally going to take their […]

I am a multitude.

This was fun. I fed some of my stories into a text-analysis bot. When I fed it “Keeping Tabs”, currently on Abyss & Apex: I write likeWilliam Gibson I Write Like by Mémoires, journal software. Analyze your writing! When I fed it “Tortoise Parliament”, which is in First Contact: Digital […]

False Parallels

I’m on the left, and I’ll admit that it’s easier for me to get annoyed at mistaken or dishonest reasoning from people I disagree with. I’m more likely to yell at the screen when it’s Bill O’Reilly than when it’s Chris Matthews. It’s a character flaw. But sometimes even the […]

Time Travel and Narcissism

I am inordinately fond of time travel stories. I’ve published a few of my own, (see, e.g., (“Liza’s Home”, “Conflagration” and “The Never Fair”), and long argued that their juxtaposition and confusion of memory and expectation allow for a kind of emotional resonance you can’t achieve anywhere else. Tell me […]