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Fri, 23:44: Aieee! A thousand pics on Twitter, and they’re all Will Wheaton! @wilw Fri, 23:49: I still enjoy personal rejections, even when they don’t have anything particularly nice to say about the story.

My Nebula-Eligible Stories (One in Particular)

As I do every year, I’m listing my stories from 2013 that will be eligible for the Nebula Award. This year, however, I’m going to highlight one particular story, for reasons noted below. Highlighted story: “Selected Program Notes from the Retrospective Exhibition of Theresa Rosenberg Latimer”, which appears in both […]

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Sat, 10:49: Upside of having a difficult-to-pronounce name: you can identify a telemarketer in five seconds. Sat, 11:47: There’s nothing like trying to read a long paper for content when every blessed sentence contains multiple grammar errors. Sat, 11:50: RT @JuddLegum: Can I burn down your house? No Just the […]

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Mon, 20:49: Anno MMXVII eclipsis Worldconio videnda est. #worldcon2017 #solareclipse #scheduling Mon, 21:39: Arisia asked me for “panel types I am not interested in participating in.” I said, “Anything that is likely to include the word ‘squee.’” Mon, 21:40: Who’s going to @arisia?

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Mon, 20:49: Anno MMXVII eclipsis Worldconio videnda est. #worldcon2017 #solareclipse #scheduling Mon, 21:39: Arisia asked me for “panel types I am not interested in participating in.” I said, “Anything that is likely to include the word ‘squee.’” Mon, 21:40: Who’s going to @arisia?

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Sun, 11:11: Personal rejection from an excellent market that has never sent me a personal rejection before. In my twisted mind, this is a “win.” Sun, 11:27: Got a pile of grading for the day. See y’all later.

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Tue, 22:24: Newsflash: You cannot get your work done by playing Age of Empire and washing dishes. #nextupiceiscold Tue, 23:34: Rereading “The Machine Stops” in preparation for class tomorrow. We are living the dream that E. M. Forster is having in Hell. Wed, 00:25: Can we puhleez stop arguing about […]

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Sun, 14:22: @ShaunaRoberts5 has joined Twitter! The earth will shake. Sun, 14:30: Note to self: When people post about what’s absurd & painful, *don’t* focus on the absurd as if the pain weren’t there. #funnybutcallous

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Mon, 14:29: And the rain, rain, rain came down, down, down… Mon, 20:11: Fred Pohl & “Gateway” are responsible for my obsession with indirect voicing and “found documents.” I shall miss him. #fredpohl Mon, 20:11: RT @tordotcom: RIP Frederik Pohl: http://t.co/dcDbFHPDsi Mon, 22:07: Posts on writing that sneer at simple […]

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Fri, 13:36: Using brute-force calculation, arrived at the same answer this puzzle found through elegant observation. I ain’t insightful, but I’m dogged. Fri, 14:20: My Dear, my very dear, Wormwood, my poppet, my pigsnie,… Fri, 19:31: One thing my mother taught me was how to make a killer omelette. Fri, […]

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Thu, 15:57: There are days when I can’t tell the difference between urgent matters of principle & integrity, and my own orneriness. Thu, 19:36: I am sick of the chic cynicism that assumes that all people in public office do everything for craven, selfish or stupid reasons.

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Tue, 13:02: For a long time, my titles all started with “C”. Now they all seem to start with “L”. If this means something, I really don’t want to know. Tue, 22:11: Occasionally I write horror stories, to my complete surprise. Tue, 22:26: I’ve changed the title on this story […]

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Tue, 08:33: I rarely comment here about public (especially international) affairs, not because I don’t care, but because I am always, always perplexed. Tue, 10:55: I can’t count the number of times I’ve been typing too fast and my signature “Ken” has come out “Lem”.

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Sat, 13:06: That was an annoying 20 minutes spent removing adware extensions from all 3 of my browsers… Sat, 21:57: Can’t believe I am still using my Duotrope status as a ouija board. Somebody please tell me that eventually the obsessing stops.

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Thu, 12:12: Sitting on the beach, listening to a man berate his young son by calling him a “little girl.” Want to punch him in the nose. #wouldnthelp Fri, 08:28: Oh, hm, the ending needed another paragraph or two. Well, okay, if it gets rejected maybe I’ll add them. #writersremorse […]

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Mon, 20:01: Twenty years ago the sign said, “Pizza & Beer.” Now it says, “Artisan Pizza & Craft Beer.” I wonder if the fare has changed. Mon, 20:02: Somebody just asked me to contribute to an anthology. First time ever! #milestone

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Sun, 22:18: Yes, when I open the top file drawer in my office, it does smell strongly of bittersweet chocolate. Don’t go making unwarranted inferences. Mon, 00:53: RT @kseniaanske: How to get rid of your writerly self-doubt: SMASH IT WITH FURIOUS WRITING!

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Sat, 14:14: I hate choosing which stories to leave out of the SF lit course. I feel like I’m betraying a whole world each time I do it. Sat, 14:20: RT @MykeCole: Via @gavreads: Muslims protecting a Catholic Church. When we conquer fear, humanity transcends culture. http://t.co/ecszNy1t6A

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Thu, 21:47: @lizargall You met a colleague of Janice’s at LaunchPad? How cool is that! Fri, 07:17: @kyliu99 ‘s “The Shape of Thought” is a mind-bender reminiscent if Chiang’s “Story of Your Life.” Fri, 07:18: It’s in @AthenaHelivoy & @sandykidd ‘s anthology, The Other Half of the Sky, BTW.

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Tue, 15:33: Good lord, I got a royalty check for a short story. @mythicdelirium, what’s next? Tue, 22:42: @KatWithSword Nice going! Tue, 22:51: RT @KatWithSword: Currently drinking champagne with my Mom and crying. So happy. Tue, 23:10: Hm, I don’t usually revise based on rejection comments, but two separate editors […]

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Fri, 14:52: RT @BrynnFarusiel: This story by @ken_schneyer at @PodCastle_org is a mouthful but ridiculously good. Go listen now. http://t.co/ps5Lb7bVOm Fri, 17:33: Sitting in the gorgeous lobby of the Fairmont Copley Plaza, catching up on e-mail and paperwork. #thisisthelife Fri, 18:05: Last night we had dinner at the JFK Presidential […]

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Mon, 14:27: @OffVesta Looks like a typically incomplete redact from a more complicated court proceeding. The order probably can’t bind the kids. Mon, 16:08: Submissions: The Long Road http://t.co/993FNzhBhr Mon, 22:11: Thank you for your patience. Today I sold my flash story, “I Have Read the Terms of Use”, to […]

My Schedule for the ALSB Annual Meeting

Wednesday-through-Saturday, August 7-10, I'll be attending the annual meeting of the Academy of Legal Studies in Business.  I used to go to the ALSB every year, but since I've been devoting so much of my attention to the writing (and going to so many fiction-related cons instead) I've fallen off […]