- Sat, 10:49: Upside of having a difficult-to-pronounce name: you can identify a telemarketer in five seconds.
- Sat, 11:47: There’s nothing like trying to read a long paper for content when every blessed sentence contains multiple grammar errors.
- Sat, 11:50: RT @JuddLegum: Can I burn down your house? No Just the 2nd floor? No Garage? No Let’s talk about what I can burn down. No YOU AREN…